Phase TWO

If you've been keeping track of me, you will know that my London dialogue program is now over. We had our last class today, and tomorrow we say goodbye to our friends who are departing and heading back to Boston.
Tori and I, however, are moving onto London Phase Two: Hostel Life.
We are staying until the 14th in a little hostel just down the road from where we spent the past month and we are going to see ALL THE SHOWS and maybe some more London sights.
It'll be weird saying goodbye to the people we have spent everyday of the past month with...but I'm just glad that I don't have to go home yet.
Can I stay here forever?

On another note, yesterday I went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
It's still in previews. The theatre was PACKED with tiny little munchkin kids. Our seats were ALL THE WAY at the top of the massive theatre in the balcony and we had to climb eight hundred bajillion stairs to get there. But the show was the cutest thing I've probably ever seen. It was such a spectacle, and I'm pretty sure if I was one of the little kids in the audience I would have never wanted to leave.
It's even possible that I may have shed a tear or two when Charlie and Willy Wonka were up in space in the glass elevator singing Pure Imagination...it's possible (yeah, it happened).
It was pretty magical and majestic. Also, Douglas Hodge was Willy Wonka...he's pretty famous. The kid who played Mike Teevee messed up his lines pretty much every time he spoke. But he made up for it by being ADORABLE during the curtain call and high fiving the little boy playing Charlie. These kids were around 9 to 11 years old. So much talent. Incredible.
It was definitely an enjoyable time.

So I have no idea what the wifi situation is like in the hostel...not a clue. This could be the last time you hear from me. I know, I know...you're probably devastated.

On to phase two we go!

ARRY POTTAH and more

SO MANY THINGS to write about from the past few days and so little time. So this will be very brief but, obviously, extremely insightful.



First of all Sunday morning a bunch of us went to Madame Tussaud's...which is the wax museum here in London.
This meant that I got to mingle with the stars for a couple of hours...including ONE DIRECTION and other less important people.

Then WE WENT TO THE HARRY POTTER STUDIO TOUR!

I don't claim myself to be the biggest, most intense Harry Potter fan out there - in fact, some of my flatmates probably deserve that title. However, it was really amazing to see some of the actual sets and props used in the movies and to realize how much artistry really goes into a movie set.
Also, it was animal actors week over there...so I mingled with Hedwig and others. Pretty cool.



Yesterday (which was Monday) Tori, Hanne, and I went to see Phaedra's Love done at RADA (The Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts...the place where I am taking classes over here).
So Tori and I had both worked with scenes from this play in Acting I with Antonio so we basically knew what we were getting ourselves into. Let's just say...it was graphic. And I would go into detail here, but I'll just say this instead...masturbating, two blow jobs, rape, castration, disembowelment, and multiple deaths. So yeah, it was graphic. And incredibly intimate. So intimate in fact, that when Theseus slits his own throat his blood bag spurted some blood onto an audience member...so that was awkward.
Basically the three of us were traumatized and hyperventilating at the end, but I, demented as I am, truly found it fascinating and really well done. That's enough about that.

Tonight I saw the best show I have seen so far in London, and quite possibly one of the best shows I have seen period. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time.
In case you aren't aware, this was a book...an amazing book that I read quite a few years ago, and then proceeded to wonder HOW IN THE WORLD could this possibly be translated into a play?
I am now aware of how it can be translated into a play. It was magical. Absolutely fascinating.
So if you haven't read the book, I suggest it. To put it very simply, it's about a teenager with Aspergers attempting to solve the case of a dog murder, as well as put together some pieces about his family...
The play was basically the inside of Christopher's (the kid with Aspergers) head. The physicality, the lighting, the staging, everything was remarkable. Not to mention the acting...incredible.
Suggestion: hop on a plane, go to London, see this show.
I have no idea if it will ever end up in the states...it's very UK/London oriented, so who knows if it will make it. But I am so glad that I had the opportunity to see it over here. Favorite show to date.

The countdown continues: 4 days of the program left, 9 days left in London.

Shakespeare, Shakespeare...and more Shakespeare

I am now back from a trip to Stratford Upon Avon, the homestead of William Shakespeare.
This whole trip has been Shakespeare-ful.
We took a train to Stratford on Thursday and had a two hour walking tour of the town. It was raining, naturally. This is the UK afterall. But we saw lots of things, like where Shakespeare was born, his school, where he lived as an adult, and the church that he is buried in.

The graveyard was the prettiest graveyard I've ever seen. The whole town was absolutely gorgeous and just adorable. It was actually relatively cheap too...for the UK. So that was an added bonus.

One of the bathroom there also had a nice plaque displaying the fact that it was the loo of the year...ok then, UK, whatever you say. Just keep doing what you're doing I guess.

ANYWAY after that we had a master class taught by some guy named Eamon from the RSC (that's the Royal Shakespeare Company in case you were wondering). He was Scottish I think, so he pronounced his named like EEEEMON. That was entertaining. He is a voice coach, and works on RSC shows as well as Matilda over here on the West End. He had us doing a bunch of vocal warmups and activities he would have any professional actor do. That was awesome...he was awesome. And Scottish.

At night we went to see Titus Andronicus at the RSC. This is thought to be Shakespeare's first tragedy. We were so prepared for blood, because everyone warned us of how graphic Titus can be, and how people sometimes pass out and stuff. Let's just say I was EXCITED. However, I think a lot of us were disappointed because it could have been way, way more bloody. It definitely wasn't pass out worthy.
It's also not Shakespeare at his best...there really isn't much to it. I found some of the acting to be phenomenal, and I definitely found myself often more interested in the technical aspects like where they were hiding blood bags and things like that rather than paying attention to the actual story. This was my third Shakespeare play since coming to London/UK and I can definitely appreciate the guy more than I did when I was forced to read the plays in english classes throughout grade school...

Friday we walked around Stratford a lot because it was FINALLY a gorgeous day and we weren't leaving until 5. We got some tea, shopped a bit, took a ferry ride across the river, and then we headed back to the train station and back to our humble abode in London.

I only have 5 more days of classes here, 7 more days left on this program, and 13 days left in London. TIME FLIES!

In London They Have Bank Holidays...

HI!

Yesterday was Monday, and it was a Bank Holiday...that's something the Brits do. Not sure why, but it meant that we had TWO DAYS off of school instead of our usual Sunday.
Tyler (from home) was in town this weekend so I saw him. On Saturday we walked like 10 miles...not exaggerating at all.

We started at my place, walked down Regent Street, to Trafalgar Square all the way to Buckingham Palace, then to Parliament Square, across Westminster Bridge, all along the Southbank to the Globe, across Millenium Bridge, back to Trafalgar Square, then to Leicester Square, all the way down Oxford Street, then we ended up here ---



221b Baker Street.
Home of good old Sherlock Holmes.
I had a major fangirl moment because...Benedict Cumberbatch.

So moral of the story...we walked A TON.

Sunday was AWESOME because we went to Harrods to have afternoon tea. At the Disney Cafe. It didn't even matter that we are all adults. No one is ever too old for tea at the Disney Cafe.

It was a BEAUTIFUL weekend, so we finished off our Bank Holiday with Regents Park.
Amazing. So many dogs. So many little children. It was literally gorgeous.

Tonight, a couple of us took another trip to Shakespeare's Globe to see Midsummer Night's Dream. Aside from the incredibly tall human being (I didn't even reach his shoulders) sometimes blocking my view, the show was so, so good. London has given me a very new opinion of Shakespeare.  AND IT DIDNT RAIN ON US! 

And that, my friends, has been my past couple of days here in London!

Navigating the Underground.

It's been two and a half weeks and I have hit a new milestone: NAVIGATING THE UNDERGROUND BY MYSELF.
Up until last night I have been quite the public transportation follower. But last night no one wanted to accompany me to the play Gutted at the Royal Stratford East Theatre and so I was forced to figure it out on my own...and I did it with only minor mistakes. I was super impressed with myself.
I also made friends with a baby on the tube. She was really sad when she had to leave and I couldn't go with.

ANYWAY, last night I went to see my first non West End show. Technically it is considered off-West End. However it was SO far away from West End theatre that I just want to call it fringe.
The play was called Gutted. It was incredibly intense and experimental in many ways. Basically it's about a dysfunctional family...and when I say dysfunctional, I mean it --- think incest.
FABULOUS.
I laughed. I cried. Intense.

Today we got a tour of Shakespeare's Globe Theatre. It was nice to get a better view of the stage since my last view was of the column in front of me. The crew was in transition mode after closing The Tempest last night and opening Midsummer Night's Dream tonight, which I always find interesting to see. So that was all very exciting. 



And tonight a couple of us went to see Spamalot at the Playhouse Theatre in the West End. So interesting...SO different from the three times I've seen it in the US. They changed the lyrics of 'you can't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews' to 'you can't succeed in the West End if you haven't got a star'...I have to say I wasn't a big fan of that.
The whole production was very cartoonish, and instead of the big, traditional foot of God descending from the sky like I've seen in past productions, there was a projection of Eric Idle dressed as God...
SO FUNNY but also really kind of weird.
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
But I mean...it's Monty Python. It's Spamalot. These things NEVER get old for me and I was amazed that I still remembered all of the lyrics (except for the ones they changed...SHAMEFUL).
Monty Python can do no wrong for me, so yes, I enjoyed myself.
I also FINALLY got ice cream at the interval. That's a thing here in London...not entirely sure why it's a thing, but I won't complain. It was a good time.

cheerio

Helen Mirren and Other Celebrity Sightings

Here's a fun update of what I have recently been up to:

Yesterday our group went on a tour of the National Theatre. I'm convinced we did this because they tried to get us tickets to a show at the National but couldn't...so this was the next best thing. It was cool. The theatres are ugly, but hey it was built in the seventies. We got the inside scoop on how they change from one show to the next so quickly and we went backstage and looked at props and such. It was all VERY exciting. 

TODAY after class a couple of us went to Leicester Square to get food since we were seing The Audience tonight in the West End. While we were making our way to the theatre from the restaurant we noticed a massive crowd in the square...so naturally we went to check it out. It just happened to be the London premier of the Hangover Part III. Of course there was a HUGE crowd around and we couldn't see much, but I got this really great picture of Zach Galifianakis doing an interview...

If you like...squint a lot you can make out his face. I promise...he was there. As was Ed Helms and Bradley Cooper and the other members of the Hangover cast. And other people that are famous I guess that were attending the premier.

I wish I could say that this was my picture of Bradley Cooper. Unfortunately it's not. We swear that one of the kids in our dialogue group is a ninja because how else does he get a shot like this? He must have ninja-ed his way through the crowd.
So I'll just pretend that I was this close to him.
Whatever...either way I was in the same vicinity as Bradley Cooper. I'm pleased.

Then we decided we should probably make our way to the theatre.
The Audience was a show about the Queen and her weekly 'audiences' with the Prime Minister.
Mostly it humanized the Queen which I appreciated immensely.
Also, Helen Mirren.
She literally thinks she's the Queen...and honestly, I'm okay with that. She can pretend she's the Queen all she wants because the woman is FIERCE.
She changed from old queen to young queen right before our eyes, with people changing her wig and dresses right on stage but she didn't miss a SINGLE beat.

Wait...not only did I breathe the same air as the Hangover III cast and Helen Mirren...but Eddie Redmayne was in The Audience audience (lol) tonight. So yeah, I breathed the same air as Eddie Redmayne. It's casual. No big deal. Except I actually FREAKED OUT when I realized this. I required some deep breathing exercises to collect myself. Not even exaggerating.

SO many, many celebrity sightings today. Overall...lovely.

Recent Things.

Hello!

Since yesterday was Sunday it was our day off! That meant more touristy things. So, we went to the Tower of London. I was told that this was a tower where they executed people back in the day. That wasn't exactly what it ended up being...it was actually a royal palace. It was cool to see some historical stuff and so much of the architecture was beautiful.
There was a torture chamber with some really grody torture inventions, as well as bedrooms and royal chambers and cases with all of the weapons and armor and such.




There was also an EPIC view of the iconic Tower Bridge.










We also saw these guys with the funny hair.

Fun fact: there are seven ravens walking the grounds of the Tower of London. Legend has it that if one flies away, the tower and the whole monarchy will fall down. So the beefeaters (the guy in the funny uniform in the picture on the right) clip their wings so they can't fly away. This is a picture of the beefeater feeding the raven a lamb heart. Revolting. Things I have discovered - ravens are MASSIVE birds. They also don't really chirp like normal birds...it was more of a bark. You may think he's cute,
but I assure you he's not.
Scary stuff.
Straight out of Edgar Allen Poe.

 This is a dragon in the Tower of London. His name is Keeper apparently. It represents a bunch of British institutions...like military, government, monarch...and it's protecting jewels. I thought he was cool.

So that was my Sunday afternoon! At night we went to see The Great Gatsby at the Vue Cinema in Leceister Square. I know you're probably thinking that I can do that in America...and I can. However, it was a nice Sunday night activity. No regrets.


Tonight I went to see Les Miserables at the Queen Theatre in the West End. I had a pretty annoying restricted view as you can see below. But it didn't matter because I just wanted to hear the pretty voices. And hear the pretty voices I did. SO INCREDIBLE. Jean Valjean was the most amazing voice I have heard in a long time. I'm very pleased.

And that has been my past few days!